i begrudgingly respect christiano ronaldo
but tumblr is trying so hard to makeme love him nooooooo
Today a child moo-ed at me and a white women “totally loves my hair I just want to steal it off your head”
zayn and perrie didnt go to the wedding cus zayn didnt want her to catch the bouquet
*disclaimer: we aren’t experts or anything, but people have been asking for pictures/videos/articles/info in a “who is this guy and why should we care” fannish way, not necessarily in a “give me the history of South American soccer” way. (Football, we know. We’re American. Sorry.) If you already follow the English Premiere League or La Liga and have opinions on Barcelona’s trades or whatever this will probably not be for you. *blows kisses*
WHO IS NEYMAR???????
This is Neymar (Jr.)
FAIR ENOUGH we wouldn’t have known this a few weeks ago, either.
Meet Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior, the superstar of the Brazilian national football team.
Watching him play for the last few weeks has sent us down a rabbit hole of shrieking about how lovely and sweet and talented (and cocky, and smug) and darling he is which has resulted in people asking for some kind of primer, particularly since there’s a little bit of fic starting to pop up (THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE. Neymar takes selfies with Niall and Niall tweets about him! THERE HAVE BEEN FANDOM EMPIRES BUILT ON LESS)
Abandon hope all ye who enter here